The pitch
Robinson Crusoe goes to sea against his father’s explicit advice, survives a storm that
should have cured him, is captured by pirates and enslaved at Sallee, escapes, prospers
as a planter in Brazil, and then — because he is a man who cannot leave well enough
alone — sails for Guinea to buy enslaved Africans and is wrecked alone on an island near
the mouth of the Orinoco. He is twenty-seven. He is there until he is fifty-five. What
fills those years is not adventure but work: a raft, a fence, a cave, a calendar cut
into a post, goats, barley, a canoe too heavy to launch, and a pot that finally holds
water. Then, fifteen years in, he finds a footprint. The book is old, strange, and much
more gripping than its reputation, and it is the ancestor of every survival story your
kid has ever read.
What to know
The difficulty here is not the story, it is the sentences. This is 1719 English — long,
looping, semicoloned, with money in pieces of eight and a narrator who will interrupt an
escape to reckon up what it cost him. Published measures put it at 1270L and ATOS 12.3,
which is high-school text; the AR quiz for the full text is worth 27 points against
121,961 words. Be careful shopping for it, because most “Robinson Crusoe” on the market
is not this book: the retellings sit at ATOS 3.2 to 5.9, and even the beautiful 1920
N. C. Wyeth edition is abridged — it stops when Crusoe leaves the island and loses the
last 10,600 words, the Pyrenees wolves and the bear along with them. Ours is complete,
in twenty chapters with their own titles. Defoe wrote no chapters at all; every division
you will ever see in a printed Crusoe is an editor’s, and we use the one edition on
Gutenberg that has them, because 121,000 unbroken words is not a thing to hand a
thirteen-year-old. There are no illustrations — the plates for this text were never
scanned — so what you get is the cover, which is the 1920 Philadelphia board, and clean
text. Chapter four prints Crusoe’s debtor-and-creditor ledger as the two columns Defoe
set it in, which is worth seeing laid out properly. One warning for the last page: the
book ends by promising “the Second Part of my Story,” and there really is one — The
Farther Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, published the same year, in which he goes back
to the island and then across Siberia. Nobody reads it, and it is not a children’s
book; a kid who finishes this one and asks for the sequel is better sent to the
comparables below. The content note is long and you should read it: the slave trade is
in this book as ordinary business.
Life when written
Defoe was about fifty-nine, and this was his first novel. He had spent his life as a
merchant — hosiery, woollen goods, wine — gone bankrupt in 1692 owing something like
£17,000, been arrested for it, and then in July 1703 stood in the pillory for three days
for a pamphlet, The Shortest-Way with the Dissenters, whose satire on religious
persecution was so deadpan that both sides took it literally. He got out by agreeing to
work as a government intelligence agent, which he did for years, including undercover in
Scotland during the negotiations for the Union. Somewhere between 500 and 550 titles
have been attributed to him and almost none of them were fiction until he was nearly
sixty, when Robinson Crusoe came out on 25 April 1719 from William Taylor’s shop and
went through four editions before Christmas. Readers took it for a true account, which
was the point — a man who had made a living writing convincing things that were not
quite true had finally found the form for it. Some of it was true: Alexander Selkirk, a
Scottish sailor, had been put ashore on Más a Tierra in the Juan Fernández islands and
lived there four years until Woodes Rogers picked him up in 1709, and everyone in London
had read about it. The island was renamed Robinson Crusoe Island in 1966.